I didn’t even know what I was expecting but THIS IS GREAT.
Gonna reblog this until I die
It’s 3:30am and I’m cackling alone in my romm guYS HAlp
i fuCKIN KNEW WHAT THIS WAS BEFORE I EVEN PRESSED PLAY
i wasn’t kidding when i said i got asked out by taylor swift once
dude
oh my god
I HGVE BEEN LAUGHFIGN FOR 76 YEARSS
if a girl is mean to you just tell her she has bad eyebrows
WHAT THE [looks around nervously] [sweats a lot] frickle frackle
m33wlin:WE WERE WATCHING THIS MOVIE IN GYM AND THE MAIN CHARACTER WAS LIKE “I’M TIRED AND HUNGRY AND HORNY” AND ME AT THIS OTHER CUTE GUY IN THE BACK JUST BOTH GO “SAME” AND LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND I WINKED AND EVERYONE WAS SO UNCOMFORTABLE BUT I WAS LAUGHING REALLY HARD AND THIS IS WHY I DONT HAVE FRIENDS
can we have a tumblr marriage for you guys?
seems legit
woops
IM ACTUALLY CRYING
My history professor asked who we wanted to have as the next pope and I chimed in Oprah and my prof just stands there laughing for a solid minute before he whispers
Poprah
#YOU’RE GETTING SAVED #YOU’RE GETTING SAVED! #EVERYBODY HERE IS GETTING SAVED!!!
IT GOT BETTER
#If you look under your chairs you will find a brand new key…TO SALVATION!!!!
wow it got better
sweet shit
andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:
THIS!
i’m breathless…
I was so impressed with this
Can we just all be grateful that this didn’t happen in his 11th regeneration
Literally reblogged this earlier today, have to reblog for that last comment.
Matt Smith would’ve broken both legs.
The letter L and K are dangerously close together on the keyboard. If I want to say “I’m gonna kick your ass” I have to be careful.
yeah once i accidentally said i wanna kicl your ass, so embarrassing
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